Wow!

Leonard: Fine. I’m not sure you should have quit. But if you care so much what I think, why didn’t you ask me before you did it?

Penny: Oh, so now I need your permission? Would you have asked me before you quit your job?

Leonard: Yes. I thought we were in the kind of relationship where we make decisions together. If I’m wrong, then maybe we need to talk about the kind of relationship we’re actually in.

Penny: Yeah, well, maybe we do.

Sheldon: I’m willing to if you guys are.

Leonard: Can we please have some privacy?

Sheldon: Y, No. I’m as much a part of this relationship as you two, and I think it’s high time we put all our cards on the table. For example, where is this going? Are you two ever getting married? And, if so, where will we all live? Have you thought about that?

Leonard: No.

Sheldon: Penny?

Penny: Okay, wait. What are we doing?

Leonard: For some reason, we’re planning a future where we both live with Sheldon forever.

Sheldon: Good. Now we’re getting somew here.

http://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/series-7-episode-13-the-occupation-recalibration/

Motivational poster

http://bigbangtrans.wordpress.com/series-7-episode-13-the-occupation-recalibration/

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Israel should buy some land in Africa and move. (unless total annihilation of muslims is considered viable)

in some youtube video about Jews X muslims issue.

Inacreditável

Surpresa é que no tempo em que todos têm Internet, televisão e escolaridade obrigatória haja cada vez mais analfabetos.


Todos os dias penso em recolher pérolas destas mas a enormidade da empreitada faz-me desisitir. Fiquemo-nos pelo inexplicável.

The Big Bang Theory

• The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 24 – The Status Quo Combustion
• The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 23 – The Gorilla Dissolution
• The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 22 – The Proton Transmogrification
• The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 21 – The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
• The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 20 – The Relationship Diremption
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 19 – The Indecision Amalgamation
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 18 – The Mommy Observation
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 17 – The Friendship Turbulence
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 16 – The Table Polarization
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 15 – The Locomotive Manipulation
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 14 – The Convention Conundrum
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 13 – The Occupation Recalibration
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 12 – The Hesitation Ramification
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 11 – The Cooper Extraction
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 10 – The Discovery Dissipation
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 9 – The Thanksgiving Decoupling
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 8 – The Itchy Brain Simulation
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 7 – The Proton Displacement
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 6 – The Romance Resonance
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 5 – The Workplace Proximity
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 4 – The Raiders Minimization
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 3 – The Scavenger Vortex
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 2 – The Deception Verification
• The Big Bang Theory S7 Episode 1 – The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Season 6

• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 24 – The Bon Voyage Reaction
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 23 – The Love Spell Potential
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 22 – The Proton Resurgence
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 21 – The Closure Alternative
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 20 – The Tenure Turbulence
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 19 – The Closet Reconfiguration
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 18 – The Contractual Obligation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 17 – The Monster Isolation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 16 – The Tangible Affection Proof
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 15 – The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 14 – The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 13 – The Bakersfield Expedition
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 12 – The Egg Salad Equivalency
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 11 – The Santa Simulation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 10 – The Fish Guts Displacement
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 9 – The Parking Spot Escalation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 8 – The 43 Peculiarity
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 7 – The Habitation Configuration
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 6 – The Extract Obliteration
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 5 – The Holographic Excitation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 4 – The Re-Entry Minimization
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 3 – The Higgs Boson Observation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 2 – The Decoupling Fluctuation
• The Big Bang Theory S6 Episode 1 – The Date Night Variable

Season 5

• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 24 – The Countdown Reflection
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 23 – The Launch Acceleration
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 22 – The Stag Convergence
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 21 – The Hawking Excitation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 20 – The Transporter Malfunction
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 19 – The Weekend Vortex
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 18 – The Werewolf Transformation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 17 – The Rothman Disintegration
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 16 – The Vacation Solution
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 15 – The Friendship ContractionThe
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 14 – The Beta Test Initiation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 13 – The Recombination Hypothesis
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 12 – The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 11 – The Speckerman Recurrence
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 10 – The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 9 – The Ornithophobia Diffusion
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 8 – The Isolation Permutation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 7 – The Good Guy Fluctuation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 6 – The Rhinitis Revelation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 5 – The Russian Rocket Reaction
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 4 – The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 3 – The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 2 – The Infestation Hypothesis
• The Big Bang Theory S5 Episode 1 – The Skank Reflex Analysis

Season 4

• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 24 – The Roommate Transmogrification
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 23 – The Engagement Reaction
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 22 – The Wildebeest Implementation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 21 – The Agreement Dissection
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 20 – The Herb Garden Germination
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 19 – The Zarnecki Incursion
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 18 – The Prestidigitation Approximation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 17 – The Toast Derivation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 16 – The Cohabitation Formulation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 15 – The Benefactor Factor
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 14 – The Thespian Catalyst
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 13 – The Love Car Displacement
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 12 – The Bus Pants Utilization
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 11 – The Justice League Recombination
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 10 – The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 9 – The Boyfriend Complexity
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 8 – The 21-Second Excitation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 7 – The Apology Insufficiency
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 6 – The Irish Pub Formulation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 5 – The Desperation Emanation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 4 – The Hot Troll Deviation
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 3 – The Zazzy Substitution
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 2 – The Cruciferous Vegetable
• The Big Bang Theory S4 Episode 1 – The Robotic Manipulation

Season 3

• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 23 – The Lunar Excitation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 22 – The Staircase Implementation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 21 – The Plimpton Stimulation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 20 – The Spaghetti Catalyst
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 19 – The Wheaton Recurrence
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 18 – The Pants Alternative
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 17 – The Precious Fragmentation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 16 – The Excelsior Acquisition
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 15 – The Large Hadron Collision
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 14 – The Einstein Approximation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 13 – The Bozeman Reaction
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 12 – The Psychic Vortex
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 11 – The Maternal Congruence
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 10 – The Gorilla Experiment
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 9 – The Vengeance Formulation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 8 – The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 7 – The Guitarist Amplification
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 6 – The Cornhusker Vortex
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 5 – The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 4 – The Pirate Solution
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 3 – The Gothowitz Deviation
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 2 – The Jiminy Conjecture
• The Big Bang Theory S3 Episode 1 – The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation

Season 2

• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 23 – The Monopolar Expedition
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 22 – The Classified Materials Turbulence
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 21 – The Vegas Renormalization
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 20 – The Hofstadter Isotope
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 19 – The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 18 – The Work Song Nanocluster
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 17 – The Terminator Decoupling
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 16 – The Cushion Saturation
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 15 – The Maternal Capacitance
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 14 – The Financial Permeability
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 13 – The Friendship Algorithm
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 12 – The Killer Robot Instability
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 11 – The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 10 – The Vartabedian Conundrum
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 9 – The White Asparagus Triangulation
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 8 – The Lizard-Spock Expansion
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 7 – The Panty Piñata Polarization
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 6 – The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 5 – The Euclid Alternative
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 4 – The Griffin Equivalency
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 3 – The Barbarian Sublimation
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 2 – The Codpiece Topology
• The Big Bang Theory S2 Episode 1 – The Bad Fish Paradigm

Season 1

• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 17 – The Tangerine Factor
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 16 – The Peanut Reaction
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 15 – The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 14 – The Nerdvana Annihilation
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 13 – The Bat Jar Conjecture
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 12 – The Jerusalem Duality
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 11 – The Pancake Batter Anomaly
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 10 – The Loobenfeld Decay
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 9 – The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 8 – The Grasshopper Experiment
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 7 – The Dumpling Paradox
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 6 – The Middle Earth Paradigm
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 5 – The Hamburger Postulate
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 4 – The Luminous Fish Effect
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 3 – The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 2 – The Big Bran Hypothesis
• The Big Bang Theory S1 Episode 1 – Pilot

Quando a inteligência é bela

Saber que uma das regras universais da Natureza é ser preguiçosa, é bom. (estados de energia mínima)

Mas ter inteligência para usar esse facto na resolução de problemas complicados é simplesmente belo. Ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAyDi1aa40E

Significativo

"Antigamente", quando eu não percebia alguma coisa, tinha a certeza de que era porque não ma tinham explicado corretamente.
Ultimamente, quando não percebo alguma coisa, sinto que é porque não tenho capacidade para a entender.

Sublimação

Estou viciado no Lago dos Tubarões.
A suprema sublimação: ser rico e fazer alguma coisa.

Os ee pelos aa

É vadia do Norte. (A vadia do norte)

E quem tem unhas a que toca guitarra...

A Primavera! (É Primavera!)

Quando a ignorância e a falta de vergonha tendem para infinito

"vamos tentar tornar a matemática interessante"!
Nunca ninguém revelou tamanha ignorância e tanta presunção em tão poucas palavras.

unCommented

O Observador tentou obter mais esclarecimentos junto de Adelaide Teixeira e também enviou perguntas ao BPI, mas até ao momento não obteve respostas.

"tentou obter esclarecimentos"?! "Enviou perguntas"?!
Que jornalismo é este? Jornalismo de Fé? Jornalismo anedota?
lol
lol mesmo.

(Mas que mais poderá fazer um tipo sentado à secretária assoberbado pela necessidade de ganhar a vida?
Em democracia parece que só os chicos-espertos funcionam bem. As boas pessoas nem as plantas regam, nem sabem examinar uma garganta sem abrir embalagens. Nada. A cegueira democrata.)

O apelo da manada

O mundo está desencantado. Quero ir para a cidade e quero tornar-me igual aos outros homens. Quero tornar-me igual aos homens que não acreditam em encantos e que não escrevem versos.

Sophia de Mello Breyner Andresen

Carlos Galinha

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/the-northerner/2014/jul/02/council-spent-200000-trying-to-unmask-blogger

Odeio reizinhos regionais.


* O título é uma alusão ao infame caso Chicken Charles - de que só eu me lembro e é a principal causa de ter a minha boca fechadinha.

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No passado, qualquer empreiteiro conhecia a CMC com o nome de código IURD, pois era sabido que qualquer projeto que lá entrasse para aprovação, recebia na volta um envelope para colocar o dizimo devido ao srº. Presidente.