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Silphium. (extinta. Outro assunto bom é sobre as plantas que se mostram impossíveis de cultivar, só nascendo espontaneamente)


O símbolo dos namorados, e, por arrasto, do amor, é - outra coisa não seria de esperar - uma referência à contraceção.

31 de janeiro de 1912

A inteligência tem sempre piada.

Que religião apoiam os ateístas?

http://www.klps.pl/pliki/gospel_fsm_eng.pdf

Attach email (as pdf :-(

1. Open the email you would like to turn into an attachment.
2. Click the drop-down  next to ‘Reply’ in the top-right corner of your message.
3. Select ‘Print’.
4. In the left-hand side of the print screen, click the ‘Change’ icon in the ‘Destination’ section.
5. Select the option to ‘Save to Google Drive’ in the ‘Google Cloud Print’ section.
6. Click ‘Save’ at the top of the print screen.
7. Open / Create the new message you would like to send.
8. Attach your old message using the ‘Insert Files using Drive’ icon.
9. Select ‘My Drive’.
10. Find your old email in Drive (it should be at the top of the list) and select it.
11. Your old email is added as an attachment!

RIP Humberto Eco

Eu, que vivo de sonhos

Another joke

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."

A Joke

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A Jewish father was very troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his rabbi about it.

"Rabbi, I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive Bar Mitzvah and it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week, he's decided to be a Christian! Where did I go wrong?"

The rabbi strokes his beard and says, "Funny you should come to me. I too, brought up my son as a boy of faith, sent him to university and it cost me a fortune and then one day he comes to me and tells me he wants to be a Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the man of the rabbi.

"I turned to God for the answer," replied the rabbi.

"What did he say?" asked the man.

He said, "Funny you should come to me..."

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Seinfeld

(I'm watching all -  all over again)


The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same.
"-We might as well dress them that way!"
To me, a wedding is the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and... some guy.
The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable.
So in case the groom chickens out everybody takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
That's why the wedding vow isn't, "Do you take Bill Simpson?" It's, "Do you take this man?"

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You'll need:

ZenMate Chrome extension 

http://putlocker.is/watch-seinfeld-tvshow-online-free-putlocker.html

Scripts here: http://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/episode_scripts.php?tv-show=seinfeld

Copy/paste

“Junto ao Douro neste sitio aspero, aonde chamão as Letras, està huma grande lage com certas pinturas de negro, & vermelho escuro quasi emfórma de xadres, em dous quadros com certos riscos, & sinaes mal formados, que de tempo imemorial se conservão neste penhasco (…): os naturaes dizem, que estas pinturas se envelhecem humas, & se renovão outras, & que guarda esta pedra algum encantamento: porque querendo por vezes algumas pessoas examinar a cova, que se occulta debaixo, forão dentro mal tratadas, sem ver de quem”.

Ao fundo deste penedo havia uma entrada para uma gruta, cujo centro ainda ninguém se atreveu a investigar. Num relatório que António de Sousa Pinto e o reitor João Pinto de Moraes, mandaram à Academia Real das Ciências, consta que


“querendo um clerigo de Linhares examinal-a, sahiu d’ella mudo, não tornando a recobrar a falla, e nem por escripto disse o que lá dentro viu.
Já se não vê a tal gruta, mas vê-se o sitio onde, pelos annos 1705, entraram uns desconhecidos, com picões, alavancas e outros instrumentos, e convidando operarios do logar de Nogarêllo (aos quaes pagaram generosamente) para os ajudar, romperam a gruta, e consta que levaram uma grande cruz de prata e outros objectos de valor. Diz-se que no verão mana das fendas d’este rochedo um betume, semelhante a petroleo. Ao fundo do penedo, da parte que olha para o Douro, existe um portal, que parece obra da natureza, e dá entrada para uma grande sala, com assentos em redor, e no meio uma grande meza, tudo de pedra. N’esta sala ha uma porta, que provavelmente conduz a outras interiores, que ninguem tem querido examinar. Consta que o padre Domingos Mendes, na manhã de S. João, do anno de 1678, com sobrepeliz e estola, pretendeu penetrar n’estas concavidades, em busca de thesouros encantados; mas que, entrando na segunda sala, sentiu um cheiro tão pestilente, e teve tal medo, que fugiu tremendo, e ficou mentecapto o resto dos seus dias, que foram poucos. Também se diz que pouco depois de sahir d’este antro, lhe cahiram todos os dentes."

http://pensar-ansiaes.blogspot.com/2015/03/a-fraga-do-cachao-da-rapa.html

Sempre achei piada a este género de banalidades (porque nunca me ocorrem)

Aliens (and the answer is "yes!")

"We may be entering a new Era in physics. An Era where there are weird features in the universe that we cannot explain. An Era where we have hints that we live in a multiverse that lies frustratingly beyond our reach. An Era where we will never be able to answer the question why is there something rather than nothing."

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-end-of-physics-as-we-know-it-2016-1

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