AO

Há muito tempo que não me meto contra os que se dizem contra o Acordo Ortográfico.

Por falar em caras

Como imagina um monstro? Assim?

Correto!

Just like me, then

I am

hikikomori unable to conform to the rules imposed by the group. useless feeling. ashame. incapable of following the rules of society. suffering from feelings of guilt.

Antropologia

Há homens para tudo mas há mulheres para tudo e mais alguma coisa.

IMDD

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O animal fica preso mas não fica: o imã é suficientemente forte para convencer o animal de que está preso mas suficientemente fraco para que o animal se consiga soltar em caso de perigo...


(if you have no metal, use 2 magnets and stick them to each other around some pole

Última morada desconhecida

Genghis Khan

Alexandre, o Grande

Cleópatra (& friend)

Átila, o Huno

way back machine

https://web.archive.org/web/20070612062415/http://acercadomundo.blogspot.com/

400 advogados acorrentados no fundo do mar...?

Um bom começo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL5fvHkxjqE

Fotografia: aula de iluminação em 1000 palavras

Seinfeld: Gween, the 2-faced girl

Censura

Os censurados Vanity Cards de Chuck Lorre são muito educativos. O facto de terem sido censurados, quero eu dizer.

São os que têm (c)

https://chucklorre.com/index.php?p=198c

THE JOKE

A hunter goes into the woods hunting for a bear. When he is deep in the woods he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns to see an enormous grizzly towering above him. Before he can fire, the beast rips the rifle out of his hands and proceeds to sodomize him. Mortified, the hunter retreats to his cabin, arms himself with a double-barreled shotgun, and races back into the woods to find and kill his furry assailant. But once again, the bear sneaks up behind the hunter, pulls the weapon from his hands and has his lusty way with him. Undeterred, the hunter equips himself with a machine gun and treks back into the woods where he is again ambushed, disarmed and defiled by the bear. Now, apoplectic with moral outrage, the hunter flies to a third world country where he buys a heat-seeking, shoulder-launched, nuclear-tipped rocket from an international arms dealer. Convinced he finally has the upper hand, he returns to the woods, tracks the bear to his lair and patiently waits to vaporize him. And yes, again, the bear surprises, disarms and sexually assaults him. But this time, before the hunter can run off to acquire more lethal armaments, the bear enfolds him in his massive arms and says, "You don't really come out here to hunt, do ya?"

Well, that's the joke. Take from it what you will with one caveat: The moral is not "beware of homosexual bears."

..... à segunda cai quem quer

"According to Hesiod's Theogony, Uranus was conceived by Gaia alone....."

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Nadar em mediocridade como se se estivesse a desfrutar numa piscina dum hotel de luxo; rir das desgraças ou aceitá-las como os vikings; combater a lucidez com a adequada dose de adequadas drogas; ...

People are like primes

Every prime is just a number between infinitely many others but every one is unique.

UnCommented

you wish!
(you have losing "it" a long time ago)

@virginity

Fotografia: aula de Composição em 1000 palavras

74

(-284650292555885)^3 + 66229832190556^3 + 283450105697727^3 = 74