"-Well, I know more women are buying comics than ever, but for some reason, I can't get 'em in here.
-All right, well, what have you tried so far?
-Uh, I've been stocking more female-oriented titles.
Uh, in the bathroom, I folded the end of the toilet paper into a triangle.
And, uh, you are now sitting in the official breastfeeding area."