The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same.
"-We might as well dress them that way!"
To me, a wedding is the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and... some guy.
The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable.
So in case the groom chickens out everybody takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
That's why the wedding vow isn't, "Do you take Bill Simpson?" It's, "Do you take this man?"
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